![]() ![]() If you ask anyone from Maine if they’ve seen the Goldeneye movie, they’d say “wait, there’s a movie?” Maryland: Buck Bumble The granddaddy of multiplayer FPS games, Goldeneye was and still is a smash hit in Maine. The people of Louisiana sure do love their food! So the game where each level’s objective is to eat enough of food to progress, yeah that’s gonna be a big hit for them. Can you blame them? Louisiana: Yoshi’s Story I mean really, it kind of is one of the more forgettable entries in Pixar’s film library. Weirdly enough, the citizens of Kentucky prefer the Bug’s Life video game to the Bug’s Life movie. Nothing better to unwind from your job than to play an idealized version of your job where you can romance your neighbors and hang out with forest spirits. What do the people of Kansas love more than farming? That’s right: farming sims. Seriously, if you go to Cedar Rapids and mention the game Chameleon Twist to someone, you’re guaranteed to make a friend or two. ![]() This little 3D-platformer-that-could is simply adored by citizens of Iowa. Maybe try expanding your interests beyond your state lines? Iowa: Chameleon Twist People from Indiana have no imagination apparently, and just like this game because of the Indy 500. But this game is about hunting dinosaurs, with the clunkiest controls imaginable. People love to hunt in Idaho, and what more dangerous game is there besides dinosaurs? And humans, of course. Hawaii loves its assortment of minigames and the new implementation of the partner system, too. One last hurrah, one last time to party until the roof came falling down and the big purple cube came to hog all the attention. Mario Party 3 was sort of like a swansong to the N64. But Georgia loves Tonic Trouble, and the misadventures of the game’s protagonist: a janitor named Ed, according to the Wikipedia page! Hawaii: Mario Party 3 Is this game like a bargain bin Rayman or something? I don’t know, I’ve never played it. It’s offensive, it’s disgusting, and quite frankly ass-backwards in its politics: the country falls, and everyone has to fight in a tournament to gain control over “Neo-Amerika”? Yeah, I don’t get it. I’m gonna be honest: I do NOT get what the people of Florida see in this game. Seriously, they’re huge fans! And they’re excited to play it for the first time. In a classic case of “you only want what you can’t have,” residents of Delaware love the Evangelion game for N64, which was never released stateside. The crude language and potty humor of this game resonated greatly with the rough-around-the-edges citizens of Connecticut, who have also had to maneuver their way around a bad hangover or two in their time. But you know what? The residents of Colorado are pretty chill with that. There hasn’t been anything to do in Colorado since the year 2000 besides smoke weed and play Tony Hawk 2 all day. Or maybe they got the two mixed up? Oh, what’s the difference. ![]() California: Space Station Silicon ValleyĬalifornians prefer this fictionally idealized version of Silicon Valley instead of the actual dystopia that currently resides in their state. “Check it out if you get a chance!” they’ll say. Maybe you forgot that one of the best Doom games is on the Nintendo 64? Well, the residents of Arkansas sure didn’t. And really, wouldn’t you rather tee off with Donkey Kong instead of some rich oil tycoon? Arkansas: Doom 64 Golf is pretty popular in Arizona, but the links there hardly compare to those of the Mushroom Kingdom. And really, what else do Alaskans have besides pretending that they’re driving a hot rod down the sunny coast of California? Arizona: Mario Golf Video games are a great form of escapism. Alabama: NFL BlitzĪin’t nothin’ those down home boys of Alabama love more than a good old fashioned game of football! Except for, of course, a game of football that is absolutely not old fashioned, where the players catch on fire sometimes and you can even dropkick a motherfucker to get the ball back. Seriously, we played and reviewed every single game for the system ! But more importantly than what we think: what does America think? Today we’ll take a look at what we’ve expertly determined are the most popular N64 games in each state of the US. We love the Nintendo 64 here at Hard Drive.
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